1 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:10,839 What's that you're wearing? 2 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:13,300 Oh, this is a mobile lie detector device. 3 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:18,080 A what? The psych department is paying volunteers $200 to wear for a week. 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:23,980 $200 to wear some jewelry? Where do I find out? Not so fast. If you lie, you 5 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:24,878 a shock. 6 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:25,880 And it works? 7 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:27,620 Yeah. 8 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:32,800 Tell me something, Puddin'. Did you ever sneak boys into your bedroom? 9 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:34,100 Um, no, Mama. 10 00:00:37,390 --> 00:00:40,890 Not even that time I went to San Diego for the Lady Egyptian convention? 11 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:42,210 No, Mama. 12 00:00:43,290 --> 00:00:44,290 Never. 13 00:01:45,130 --> 00:01:47,070 I must be pretty lonely since Pop -Pop died. 14 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:50,610 I remember the hardest thing to go through was to lose a mate or a child. 15 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:54,290 Yeah. I don't know what I would ever do if something happened to you. 16 00:01:55,210 --> 00:01:56,550 Or Professor Ogilvy. 17 00:01:58,630 --> 00:02:01,070 You know, I've been trying to think of stuff to do with Nana. 18 00:02:01,510 --> 00:02:03,550 What does a 75 -year -old like to do? 19 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:04,990 Breathe. 20 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:09,190 Don't worry. Nana won't get lonely. 21 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:10,630 We'll have plenty for her to do. 22 00:02:28,650 --> 00:02:29,650 I hope it's all right. 23 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,090 Oh, of course it is. 24 00:02:31,430 --> 00:02:32,430 Hey, Nana! 25 00:02:34,570 --> 00:02:37,130 Is that Kimberly Ann? 26 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:40,630 Oh, look at you. 27 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:48,070 You've gotten to be so... so... Child, have 28 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,070 you grown any? 29 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:55,810 Now, Nan, we want you to get your rest because tomorrow we have bingo at 10, 30 00:02:56,070 --> 00:03:00,070 your nap at 2, and if you're up to it, A nice little walk up and down the 31 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:01,070 hallway. 32 00:03:01,970 --> 00:03:04,690 What are you running here, a nursing home? 33 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:11,090 I want to go to Venice Beach so I can see those oiled -up muscle men. 34 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:16,490 Now, can your heart take that? Of course. 35 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:21,230 Now, let's scoot. I want to get back in time to see Sex and the City. 36 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:25,970 Those white girls are so crazy. 37 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,190 What's going on with your lie detector band? 38 00:03:39,550 --> 00:03:42,630 No problem. It's going to be the easiest two bills I ever made. 39 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:49,770 I can't believe I just paid ten bucks for 40 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:52,710 these bunions. That stupid vending machine keeps taking my money. 41 00:03:53,170 --> 00:03:55,450 If it's going to be here, it should work properly. 42 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:58,030 You're the only one who's losing money. 43 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:03,730 Forget you guys. I'm going to find out who the owner is and make him replace 44 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,320 Kim's friends. And this is my fiancé, Professor Ogilvie. 45 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:20,200 This is Professor Stanley Ogilvie. This is my nana, Evelyn Smith. 46 00:04:20,519 --> 00:04:23,660 My granddaughter tells me you two are engaged. 47 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,980 I wish you would stop saying that. 48 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,520 I'm no good at keeping secrets. 49 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:37,780 By the way, I'm having a little get -together tonight for nana. Can you make 50 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:39,860 No. 51 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:46,380 Now, now, I won't take no for an answer. That seems to run in your family. 52 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,120 Good. Then I'll see you at seven. 53 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,900 No, but I... Did you hear me, young man? 54 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:56,400 Yes, ma 'am. 55 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:58,500 Seven it is. 56 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:12,130 What's up with all these old men? 57 00:05:14,110 --> 00:05:16,490 It looks like a Depends commercial. 58 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:22,330 I thought it would be nice for you to meet some gentlemen your own age. 59 00:05:23,550 --> 00:05:24,550 Nana, 60 00:05:24,730 --> 00:05:26,530 this is my good friend Tony. 61 00:05:26,870 --> 00:05:27,870 Toby. 62 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:31,010 He's a widower. Hey, boys. 63 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,350 Hey, don't just say how you doing. 64 00:05:34,610 --> 00:05:36,270 Where did you get this guy from? 65 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:38,710 Oh, I gave him a ride during the bus strike. 66 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,610 Mama, there are a lot of cuties here for Nana. 67 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:45,190 Oh! 68 00:05:51,130 --> 00:05:52,750 Hey, boo. Welcome home. 69 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:55,270 I can only stay a quick minute. 70 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:56,830 Well, I love quickies. 71 00:06:00,990 --> 00:06:03,990 Oh, hello, Professor Ogilvie. 72 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,350 Hello, Mr. Smith. 73 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,760 Evie, please. 74 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,700 Oh, okay. Hello, Evie, please. 75 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:16,720 Oh, you're so clever. Would you care for something to drink? Oh, no, no, no, no, 76 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,400 thanks. I really can't stay. 77 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,180 Oh, what a shame. 78 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,760 Would you mind bringing me a drink, darling? 79 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,160 Sure thing, Nana. 80 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:32,800 I want to apologize for what happened earlier. 81 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,200 Kim explained. 82 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:40,850 that your relationship with my granddaughter is mostly in her mind. 83 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,250 It's all in her mind. 84 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:48,350 Well, you can't blame her. 85 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:51,430 After all, you are a very good -looking man. 86 00:06:54,050 --> 00:07:00,570 Well... As a matter of fact, when I saw you earlier, I thought perhaps you were 87 00:07:00,570 --> 00:07:04,490 a movie star. I mean, it's been Hollywood and all. 88 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:10,570 Well, I have been told I do somewhat favor Denzel. 89 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,870 That's it. 90 00:07:15,930 --> 00:07:17,290 You could be twins. 91 00:07:37,070 --> 00:07:40,270 with you, Evie. You really know how to shake a fan. 92 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,930 Watch yourself. 93 00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:49,370 Now, don't forget, we have lunch tomorrow. 94 00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:51,610 I look forward to it. I do. 95 00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,210 Nana sure seems happy. 96 00:08:08,510 --> 00:08:09,369 Uh -huh. 97 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:10,950 You think she's trying to steal my man? 98 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:13,950 That's crazy. 99 00:08:14,570 --> 00:08:15,570 Professor's not your man. 100 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:17,290 Forget you. 101 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,910 And what happened to that old man you came with? Don't you have to take him 102 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:20,909 home? 103 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:22,350 Why? The bus strike's over. 104 00:08:23,550 --> 00:08:27,250 So, you think I'm making too much of Nana and Professor Ogilvie? 105 00:08:28,130 --> 00:08:29,610 I don't know. 106 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:32,830 I suppose anything's possible in that world you live in. 107 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,090 Adopt me. 108 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:37,970 Do you have a wonder bra I can borrow for tomorrow? 109 00:08:47,890 --> 00:08:49,830 Hey, baby, I think I'm in love. 110 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:51,070 Stop! 111 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:57,130 Hey, beautiful, can we get together sometime? 112 00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:59,050 All I want to do is talk. Stop! 113 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,250 Man, I've had it with this band. 114 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:07,530 I can't get my Mac on without getting zapped on. How about this thing taking 115 00:09:07,530 --> 00:09:09,610 off? Well, what about your $200? 116 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:12,310 What use is that if I don't have no honey to spend it on? 117 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,570 I thought you talked to someone about that machine. 118 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,530 I did. They said they fixed it. 119 00:09:23,770 --> 00:09:27,050 Well, they fixed it all right. Now it keeps your money and the money. 120 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:45,780 sharing oyster, Caesar salad, and angel hair pasta with cream sauce and a light 121 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,180 sprinkling of Parmesan cheese. 122 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:49,960 What? No dessert? 123 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,099 I don't know. 124 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,140 I couldn't see him. The policeman made me move. 125 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,980 Those cops could have went around me. 126 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,520 There's that man stealing Granny now. 127 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,020 Next time, Evie, you have to let me pick up the check. 128 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,220 Oh, it was my pleasure. 129 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:10,030 Well, until next time. 130 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,670 Bye, Miss Parker. 131 00:10:14,670 --> 00:10:21,530 I love you dearly, Nana, but you need to slow your roll. That's my man. 132 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,810 He's not your man. 133 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:25,350 Yes, he is. 134 00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:26,670 Kim, tell her. 135 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:27,830 Uh, Mama? 136 00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:28,930 Does that hurt? 137 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:36,530 Give it a rest, Dumplin'. The man is up for grabs. 138 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,170 He's fair game. 139 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,020 No offense, but who do you think he's going to see in you? 140 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:44,580 As much as he wants to. 141 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,510 Is she with Professor Ogilvy? I don't know. 142 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:37,650 Okay, okay. 143 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,830 Nana said they were going to Red Lobster. 144 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:41,530 Red Lobster? My tail. 145 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:42,730 I know where she is. 146 00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:45,070 Put that food away. 147 00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,970 No, no. You relax. 148 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:56,830 I haven't had the pleasure of taking care of a man since my William died. 149 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:02,520 What are you doing here? 150 00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:04,880 I should ask you the same thing. 151 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:09,180 Well, isn't this cozy? 152 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,520 Yeah, yeah. Abby's cooking dinner. 153 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:15,740 We're having catfish, macaroni and cheese, mustard greens. 154 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,640 Cornbread and peach cobbler? Yeah. 155 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,860 You're fixing him the mating meal. 156 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,560 Mr. South, can you fix the pop -pop that might be proposed? 157 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:28,140 And if you would just get out of here, you'd have a new pop -pop. 158 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:40,640 Now you watch your mouth. Remember, I'm still your grandmother. 159 00:12:41,140 --> 00:12:42,780 Then start acting like one, Nana. 160 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,680 Okay. How's this? 161 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,800 Debbie, are you all right? 162 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,040 I feel a little faint. 163 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,380 I got you. 164 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,200 Maybe we should call a doctor. 165 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,680 Or an acting coach. 166 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:00,620 Miss Parker. 167 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,160 I feel all right. 168 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,280 Get me a glass of water. Of course. 169 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,500 Miss Parker? 170 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,980 Who do I look like? Florence, the maid? 171 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,820 Can't you see she's faking? 172 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:22,060 There you go. 173 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:25,140 She's trying to steal you from me. 174 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,560 Will you stop it? Can't you see you're upsetting her? 175 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,740 You should be ashamed of yourself, talking about this sweet, dear woman 176 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:35,740 that. 177 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:40,810 Get up, Nana. Look, Miss Parker, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. What? 178 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,410 Out. Now. 179 00:13:45,590 --> 00:13:52,390 Are you all right? Oh, I'm much 180 00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:53,990 better now. 181 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,970 That was crazy. I mean, even for her. 182 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,750 Oh, she's being foolish. 183 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:03,310 Who would want an old run -down folky like me? 184 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,690 How can you say that? 185 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:09,160 You're a vivacious, charming woman who still looks great. Any man would be 186 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,520 to have you. You really think so? 187 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:12,780 Of course. 188 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:17,160 Even a strapping young buck like yourself. 189 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,560 Excuse me? 190 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,000 Oh, come on, Stanley. No more games. 191 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,600 Can't you feel the heat between us? 192 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:33,120 No, no, no, I can't. In fact, it's very chilly in here. 193 00:14:35,839 --> 00:14:39,020 I got two words for you, Stanley. 194 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,800 Kama Sutra. 195 00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:10,580 unforgivable. You gotta get her out of my apartment. 196 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,860 What do they see in you? 197 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:21,420 Well, once an animator per mind, there's not much anyone can do. 198 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,500 But I'll tell you what I can do. 199 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,220 I can turn down the bed in my room and you can cuddle up with me. 200 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,780 Are all the women in your family insane? 201 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,260 Only in the bedroom. 202 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,540 I dreamed about going to Bakersfield. 203 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,980 No, I'm sorry. I'm here recruiting for our intern program. 204 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:08,940 Oh, well, look no further. I look adorable in a uniform. 205 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,360 Just tell me where to put my herby handkerchief. 206 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,060 Have you had any experience in the airline business? 207 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,940 Oh, lots of experience. 208 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:21,360 Excuse me? Just a little gas. 209 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:25,900 All right. 210 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:28,760 How about school? What's your grade point average? 211 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,240 Get this thing off. 212 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:38,220 Excuse me. 213 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,540 Get that. 214 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,160 It's busted. 215 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,880 Bakersfield, here I come. 216 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,480 Ah, finally, someone is here about this machine. 217 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,700 Well, what's your problem, Britney Spears? 218 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,860 My problem is this stupid machine. Are you the repairman? 219 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,990 No, I... I just like walking around in spanked blue overalls. 220 00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:11,690 Gee, well, you need to take this machine out and put in a new one. 221 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,730 Well, there's nothing wrong with that machine, and I'm not replacing it. 222 00:17:16,089 --> 00:17:17,089 What's going on? 223 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,650 I'm complaining to this man about this machine. 224 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:23,410 Watch out, then. I know you're not here to complain. You look like one of my 225 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:24,410 best customers. 226 00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:26,470 I know. 227 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:31,390 Grandpa Clump is not talking to me. I don't even use your tore -up machines. 228 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,780 Quick, what's the number to get a Snickers bar? 229 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,980 A3. 230 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,440 Look, she's using my machine. You don't see her complaining. 231 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:41,720 Eh, give her a minute. 232 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:07,989 Please, Stanley. 233 00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:10,830 Unhand my man, you homewrecker. He's not your man. 234 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,050 Okay, stop it. 235 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,150 Now, what is it going to take to get through to you two? 236 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:17,890 A honeymoon in Jamaica. 237 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,870 Look what you just did. You chased him away. 238 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,890 Me? You're the one doing all the meddling. Messing up my good thing. 239 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:33,070 Oh, please. 240 00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:36,050 Don't even start that. He's not even here. 241 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:41,590 Damage award. 242 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,510 Mama, we need to get her to the hospital. 243 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,150 I'll go call 911. 244 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,530 You sure gave us a scare, Nana. 245 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:00,850 You. 246 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,990 I was petrified. 247 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:07,350 Well, at least it was angina and not a heart attack. 248 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:10,590 I'll go down to the drugstore and pick up your medicine. 249 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:12,050 Thank you, Stanley. 250 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,690 And I'll go fix up your bed for you, Nana. 251 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,050 Thank you, Puddin'. 252 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:22,870 Come. 253 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:24,930 Sit with me. 254 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:30,990 Dumplin', I'm sorry. 255 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,310 I behaved like an old floozy. 256 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,590 Yeah, you did. 257 00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:45,450 But I realize I've got better things to do than to chase after some man who's 258 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,490 not interested in me. 259 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,390 I'm sure glad I don't have that problem. 260 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:58,970 If you say so, Dumplin'. But just remember, the 261 00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:03,130 women in our family always get their man. 262 00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:07,150 Nothing stopped me from snagging Pop -Pop. 263 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,520 Not even a couple of restraining orders. 264 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,860 I love you, Nana. 265 00:20:13,060 --> 00:20:15,040 I love you too, Dumplin'. 266 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:23,820 Hey. 267 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:27,040 What's the matter, baby? 268 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,020 I gotta get a job. 269 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,180 Didn't you get your $200 for wearing your band? 270 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:38,100 Yep. But they're charging me $1 ,000 because I broke it. 271 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,940 Well, at least you can go back to lying. 272 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,980 Evelyn. 273 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,000 My neck. What? 274 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,440 What are you saying? 275 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,560 The fact department is charging $200. 276 00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,660 Let me do that again. 277 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:01,740 Oh, I know.